inbalanced:

*wakes up from coma* 

teacher: here’s 300 assignments you missed and the homework from the past 3 months and all the 100 tests you didn’t do 

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skvtevlldvy:

i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

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beyoncevevo:

condom:

beyoncevevo:

my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people 

you’re homeschooled?

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thrvsting:

when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like

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plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

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3rd grade
  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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mireligionerestu:

tealwig:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

Thank god azealia escaped, I need to listen to bwet

Exclusive footage of Kim and Kanye trying to kill Azealia Banks.

bestsnogever:

bestsnogever:

i love how skirts and dresses allow easy access

to the toilet am i right ladies

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teamrocketing:

this is great. just the three of us

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you.. me..

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and this brick wall you built between us

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breakinq:

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